Office by Alex Penny
I reblog random shit (usually SFW, but not always). I also talk about everything (sexuality, sexism, racism, etc) and am offended by very few things (and can thus be offensive to those that are more sensitive). I write. Check it out if y'want. Or not. I can be rather callous and apathetic and blunt, despite being ridiculously empathetic, so both are reflected in my stories and poems.
Give Me Your Letters is this dandy website that you ought to check out. The link is on the left. If you end up liking it, submit stuff.
DISCLAIMER: The stuff in my stories can and will get really dark and sometimes graphic. You've been warned.
HOLY SHIT IT’S FINALLY DUBBED IN ENGLISH!!! #anime #PantyAndStockingWithGarterBelt
Circus Afro… what the hell is this shit? I have a headache and I’m only… 9 minutes in. Ugh… what am I doing? Why am I doing this to myself? >.<
On a different note, I watched the first episode of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt. … I dunno how to feel about it. It’s definitely intended for mature audiences, yet AnimeFreak has it as pg13… Uh… no. Also, I find Panty’s super sexual nature hilarious considering that Stocking seems very asexual. It’s a nice contrast, methinks. I mean, c’mon, she’s constantly eating sugar, most noticeably cake. That’s gotta be a hint, right? Nojustmeokay.
…..
Circus Afro is killing my brain cells… This is where I bid you all a goodnight (and close out of that ridiculous challenge. I’ve been doing this for 21 minutes now and IDEK why. >.<).
I lied… I’m gonna stick this through. … I might fall asleep, though. (26 minutes in).. Dx
oh god, this passed by on my dash a couple of times and I didn’t get what it was showing and when I finally just realized my stomach dropped so hard
I feel like I’m gonna start crying
fuck.
what is it showing someone help me i cant see what is it please tell me
I am actually crying right now…
wow my stomach just did a flip thing when I realized
i think im about to cry
dont get it?
I don’t get it
What is it because people expected him to try and steal the till or something?
explain.
We have stared at this for five minutes
Send help
Is there a body in the freezer or something
there better be
if not
EXPLAIN
o.o….?
ok what the fuck is it?
>ice tea
>skittles
>black kid in hoodie
put it together, get get
(Source: trap-aholic)
vitruvian-venus: 3, 32,42, 43
3. If my significant other smoked pot, would I care? No, as long as it didn’t interfere with life (as in, high all the time) and as long as the smell was taken care of. I’ve heard that it’s way easier to get rid of than cigarette smoke… and if it were legal. … (Lawfully neutral…) >.>
32. Am I mad at anyone? Hmmm… not currently. I’m resentful towards my step-mother, which I need to work on, but I’m not quite mad at her anymore.
42. Am I available? … For a romantic relationship? Hmmm… I’m single, yes, but I dunno if I’d say I’m available. … But I suppose I could be to a really casual relationship because I’m curious and such.
43. How many people have I had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? Romantically or in general? I’m gonna assume romantically. Just one person. He’s actually the only person that I can honestly say I’ve ever liked, even though at times I feel that he might have been more of a squish. … Yup
(Source: vzdokh, via theperksofbeingsam)
balaszafiros: 79, 71, 69, 44, 15, 11
79. What did I dream of last night? Nothing. I didn’t go to sleep until 8 this morning. @.@ But I did make a post about those dreams. Woo for having already answered-ish a question before even knowing it was a question! :D
71. Does the last song I listened to remind me of anyone? Do you mean in general (music played by other people while I’m around) or music that I myself played because I wanted to listen to it (I’m over-thinking this, I know)? The last one I listened to is what I’m currently listening to (some Katy Perry song about dirty dancing in the moonlight) and no, it doesn’t remind me of anyone. The last song I listened to of my own volition was You Are the One by Shiny Toy Guns. .. and no, I still don’t think of any particular person. I just… kinda imagine anyone singing that to anyone else, depending on what’s currently going on around me and who I’ve recently talked to (and what about).
69. Do I collect anything? Hmm… random facts and knowledge. Seriously. It’s mostly why the internet (in general) is so distracting for me: it is a fountain of seemingly useless facts. I say seemingly because a few years back I read about being unable to overdose on Vitamin C and then I was asked about Vitamin C overdose last summer. So not completely and utter useless. ^nodnodnod^
44. If I had to get a non-ear piercing, what would I get? … I think I might get my lip or tongue pierced. … yeah. *nodnod* It just seems that those two piercings would keep me super entertained. *nodnod*
15. Can I text as quickly with one hand as I do with both? Absolutely not, especially since I use a QWERTY keyboard-ed phone. I do text at a decent, but slow, rate on a QWERTY keyboard with one hand. … Yup.
11. I can only drink one liquid for the rest of my life, what is it? Powerade. I’m usually at the brink of dehydration so just drinking water in extreme cases doesn’t help me… … Hmmm, maybe I would choose vegetable/meat broth… or consome, since this is a general liquid question… hmm… *ponders*. Powerade until further notice.
spiritofthemoon: PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS AWARD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PASTE IT INTO THE ASK OF EIGHT PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, BUT IT IS SWEET TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT!
You’re too nice to me. ;-;
I didn’t cry when Prim died. I cried when Buttercup came back to the house.
